Double, Double Toil and Trouble (1993 TV Movie)
Matthew Walker: George
Quotes
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Aunt Agatha : [Examines a flat tire] Looks like it was punctured by a... crow's beak. Oh! Stand back!
[Tries to use Kelly's wand, but nothing happens]
Aunt Agatha : Oh what a phony.
[Throws the wand aside, Kelly goes to retrieve it]
George : You were able to turn that man into a crow , madam.
Aunt Agatha : That was easy. He was crooked to begin with. Without the moonstone, this requires muscles that I haven't used in years.
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Aunt Agatha : [searching for the twins, Oscar, and Mr. N] Drat! Drat! Drat!
[Turns to George]
Aunt Agatha : If we don't find them, I'm taking it out on you!
George : I thought you might, ma'am.
[Kelly and Mr. N are running, which gets Agatha's attention]
Aunt Agatha : There they go! After them! Follow them! Head them off and bring them back for their punishment! Ha ha ha!
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Christine Farmer : Aunt Agatha, I'm going to be honest with you. Don's construction business isn't going very well.
Don Farmer : Well...
Christine Farmer : [Cuts him off] He's very good at what he does.
Aunt Agatha : I'll bet.
Christine Farmer : But, with the recession, a lot of people haven't been able to pay him what they owe.
Aunt Agatha : [Turns to Christine and Don] So?
Christine Farmer : So, we need your help. The bank is threatening to foreclose on our house.
Don Farmer : Look, we're just asking for a loan, not a gift. Just until I pay the money...
Aunt Agatha : I knew it! I knew you had a selfish reason for you to come crawling around here!
[Walks over and gets in Don's face]
Aunt Agatha : Oh! It's take, take, take!
Don Farmer : [Tries to get up] Now...
Christine Farmer : [Sits Don back down] That's not fair!
[a long pause]
Christine Farmer : All we have ever gotten from you in the last seven years is rejection and abuse!
Aunt Agatha : If you think that's rejection and abuse, you ain't seen nothing yet!
George : I took the liberty of preparing some tea.
Aunt Agatha : Drop it!
[George drops the tray, glass breaks]
Aunt Agatha : Now take the liberty of showing these beggars to the door. They're out of here.
Aunt Agatha : [Agatha's cat screeches loudly] Aah! My cat!
[Pulls Christine from behind and throws her to Don, he catches her]
Aunt Agatha : My cat! Aah!
[Agatha runs outside, Christine and Don follow. George grabs the tray and walks outside a few seconds later]
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Aunt Agatha : [On the way to the witches' gathering] Step on it, I don't want to be late!
George : We're already exceeding the recommended speed limit, madam.
Aunt Agatha : Silence! I want you to drive faster!
George : I assume you want me pause at the red lights?
Aunt Agatha : Do I pay you to assume things?
George : No, madam. In fact, you pay me nothing.
Aunt Agatha : And you get what you pay for. Now shut up and drive! I'll worry about the red lights.
[Uses her magic to sabotage the traffic lights]
Aunt Agatha : Heh heh heh heh heh.
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George : There's someone at the door, madam.
Aunt Agatha : Duh!
George : Should I answer it, madam?
Aunt Agatha : No, I'll answer it. You sit here and be filthy rich.
[He gets the sarcasm and closes the door]
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Aunt Sofia : [Freed from the mirror] I'm back!
[Hugs Lynn and Kelly as they giggle with joy]
Aunt Agatha : [Shocked] How can this be? It's after midnight!
Lynn Farmer : No, it's not! I pushed the clock ahead by five minutes!
Aunt Agatha : You sneaky, despicable, underhanded...
Lynn Farmer : No sense of humor?
Kelly Farmer : Your witching days are over!
George : [Confused] Where am I?
Aunt Agatha : It is not midnight yet, there's still time!