For Love or Money (1993)
Michael J. Fox: Doug Ireland
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Quotes
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Doug Ireland : I don't scurry. I take the subway like any other animal.
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Doug Ireland : Nothing's impossible Albert. Impossible just takes a couple extra phone calls.
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Benny the Jewler : May you pass things from your backside that even science cannot identify!
[Andy laughs]
Doug Ireland : That was new; I hadn't heard that.
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Doug Ireland : I'm a genie in a suit, just rub me and make a wish.
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Doug Ireland : Short skirt on a breezy day, a real crowd-pleaser.
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Doug Ireland : [looking at small diamond earrings] A little young. Will you show me their parents?
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Benny the Jewler : May you have a growth!
Doug Ireland : I love you too, Benny.
Benny the Jewler : Inoperable!