- Tucker: I got 3 rules in life, Flynn: Rule number one, shit happens; rule number two, shit happens on a regular basis; and rule number three, you better get used to the first 2 rules.
- Capt. MacCandless: Get out of my office before I arrest you.
- Villano: You need a presidential order to arrest me.
- Capt. MacCandless: I don't give a damn if you're personally giving the president head! Get the fuck out of my office!