Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
Mike Starr: Hanif
Quotes
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[first lines]
Hans Zarba : [watching a recorded surveillance video of Princess Yasmin practicing her martial arts] She's good.
Hanif : Good, huh?
Yussa : Yes, she's good.
Hanif : As good as you?
Yussa : Maybe.
Hanif : Better.
[Hanif laughs; Yussa reverse-kicks him]
Hanif : [Hans lifts Yussa by the throat] She was only showing how good she is.
Hans Zarba : I know how... good she is... or she wouldn't be with us.
[Hans slowly lowers Yussa to the floor]
Hans Zarba : Now, there's to be no fighting amongst us, understood?
[Hans cradles Yussa's face in his hands, she nods]
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Hans Zarba : [Hanif knocks on Hans's door] Yes?
Hanif : [Hanif opens the door, bringing Jacques Gambrelli with him, unaware that the doctor is really Jacques Gambrelli] The doctor.
Hans Zarba : Ah, finallly. Come in, doctor.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes, good evening.
Hans Zarba : Good evening.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Good evening. Well, what seems to be the trouble? Ah, you have received the blemish in your arm, huh?
Hans Zarba : Yes, I believe it may require some stitches. What do you think?
[Hans unwinds the bandage around his arm]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli gasps] Oh, heh heh. Oh yes, I think... you need something... to keep you from fainting. Yes, you must take deep breaths like this.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli breathes heavily] You see, then you don't faint, but deep, very, very deep.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli faints, hitting Hans's bed and then the floor; Hans throws a book at Gambrelli to revive him] What happened?
Hans Zarba : You hyperventilated.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I did? Where?
Hans Zarba : You fainted.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Oh, yes, I know that, yes.
[Gambrelli opens a medical bag]
Hans Zarba : Well, are you going to stitch up my arm or not?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli puts a stethoscope on] Of course, of course, I am going to stitch up your - Phew! - up your...
[Gambrelli sniffs a bottle of alcohol]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : But first, I must check if you are... physically fit.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli puts a head mirror on his forehead; Hans points a gun at Gambrelli, who backs away] Fit as a fiddle. Very good.
[Gambrelli drinks from the alcohol bottle]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli wheezes deeply] And now... now I must check your reflex.
[Gambrelli taps Hans's knee with a rubber doctor's mallet; Hans kicks Gambrelli into a chair]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Flex as a fiddle... Very good.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Now... now...
[Gambrelli drinks from the bottle of alcohol]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Aah... aah... Ohh, ohh...
[Gambrelli puts his head into his medical bag]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Ah, there - oh.
[in a muffled voice]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : There is a spare in here somewhere.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli pulls out a vial] Uh-huh, ah, this is very good. You know what this is? My dentist uses this. He pulled my wi - wisdom tooth, and I didn't even feel it, ha ha.
Hans Zarba : Novocaine.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : No, no, no, no... This - His name is Fishburn... Dr. Marvin Fishburn, yes? I highly recommend him. If you are in need of - ooh!
[Gambrelli accidentally sticks himself in the cheek with the novocaine shot, and talks irreuglarly]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I seem... to have stabbed myself in the cheek, yes? Now, before I can stitch up your arm, I must inject it. Hold still, hold - hold still. Hold still... Yes, aha, very good. Ah, ha ha, good. Now... okay, it's... it's... now, it's getting... very late, and I think... oh, I get back... in the hospital, in surgery. I am due in surgery, huh? Bye-bye.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Hans aims for Gambrelli, hitting the doorway] On... on second thought, I am in no condition... to operate. Is better if I stay here, huh, with you?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Hanif enters the room] If you need me, I am here... with you. I am here. Now just relax, if you need me...
[Gambrelli passes out]