Undercover Blues (1993)
Stanley Tucci: Muerte
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Quotes
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Jeff Blue : [answering phone] Y-ello.
Muerte : This is Blue?
Jeff Blue : Speaking...
Muerte : Do you remember me?
Jeff Blue : Well, you have a really sexy voice. But hey, I'm a happily married man.
Muerte : Well, you'll be a dead man soon.
Jeff Blue : [laughing] Who is this again?
Muerte : This is Muerte.
Jeff Blue : Morty!
Muerte : No! No Morty! MUERTE! "DEATH"!
Jeff Blue : Yeah right, death...
Muerte : That's right. I'm gonna come for you man. I'm gonna come for you, and I'm gonna kill you, okay and...
Jeff Blue : Hey hey hey Morty, Morty, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line here?
Muerte : The bottom line? The bottom line is you're gonna die man... Ugly, okay?
Jeff Blue : Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, alright?
[hangs up on him]
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Jeff Blue : Oh, hi, Morty.
Muerte : Muerte. MUERTE! For death! You die today!
Jeff Blue : Right.
[Muerte begins to make some very elaborate moves while holding a knife]
Jeff Blue : You know that looks really great on TV, but in real life you get better results if you just kind of hold it like this and...
Muerte : Shut up! SHUT UP!
Jeff Blue : Do you always have this much problem with a little constructive criticism?
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Muerte : My name is MORTY!
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Paulina Novacek : So, Mr. Muerte...
Muerte : Excuse me please, no "Mister," is "Muerte."
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Jane Blue : [Jane, disguised as the bag lady sits next to Muerte at the bar] I know you!
Muerte : Everybody know me! I am Muerte!
Jane Blue : You're the guy that got stomped, by that guy and the baby! Heh Heh!
Muerte : Hey! Don't provoke me! OK?
Jane Blue : You wanna get back at him? I know someone who will pay big!
Muerte : You don't know nada.
Jane Blue : OK! I don't know *nada*. But this guy, said *Muerte*, he's the guy for the job!
[starts to get up]
Muerte : Wait!
[grabs Jane by the arm forcing her to sit back down]
Muerte : Who told you this?
Jane Blue : You gotta buy me a drink first.
Muerte : What would you like?
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Muerte : My name is Muerte, my name is death!
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Paulina Novacek : Take his gag off.
Muerte : My name is Morty!
Jeff Blue : Muerte.
Muerte : I kill you.
Paulina Novacek : Enough! Somebody find out who this man is and then kill him!
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Jane Blue : [Muerte has been disarmed and Jeff has his arm in a hold when Jane approaches them, carrying shopping bags] Now what?
Jeff Blue : Oh, hi, hon. You remember, I told you about Morty. Morty, this is Jane.
[pushes Muerte towards Jane]
Jane Blue : Oh, hi, Morty, look it's nice to meet you, but we've just got so much shopping to do...
Muerte : [pulls another switchblade from his boot and points it at her] Shut up! Shut up! You die too!
Jane Blue : Oh for God's sakes...
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Jeff Blue : [while Muerte is in a tree in an alligator pit wearing only his shirt and socks] Tell you what, I'm gonna go for help.
Muerte : No, please. Please, no, don't leave me! Don't leave me Blue. No, no please don't leave me!
Jeff Blue : Don't worry. Can I get you anything, Morty? Some coffee?
Muerte : No, I'm fine Blue, no coffee for me. Just hurry up, please! Bye! Thank you!
Jeff Blue : Ta-ta.
Muerte : Ta-ta!
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Jane Blue : [while Meurte is floating on a life preserver in the ocean] Is there anything I can get for you? You know; coffee, tea?
Muerte : [considers the offer] Coffee? Tea? No, no, I'm fine, thank you very much. Just get me the hell out of here, please!
Jeff Blue : Morty.
Muerte : What?
Jeff Blue : Ta-ta.
Muerte : [whimpering] Ta-ta.
Jeff Blue : [Jane and Jeff sit back down at the helm of the ship] Now, which way is Cuba?
[Jane makes a face, then points to their left. He turns the wheel in that direction]
Muerte : [shouts from the water] No, no, that's the wrong way! Please, come back! No, the land is back there behind you! Where are you going? Blue, no!
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Bar Patron : Hey Muerte, you lookin' pretty banged up.
Muerte : Yeah? Well you should see the other guys! 50 guys, with chains, and dogs, you should see what they look like!
Bar Patron : That ain't what I heard at all. I heard it was one guy, with a cute little tiny baby! Ha Ha Ha!
[bar patrons laugh with him]
Bar Patron : Which one was it who did this to you, Muerte? Was it the guy, or that cute little tiny baby! Ha Ha Ha!
Muerte : [grabs the patron by the back of the head and smashes it down on the bar, breaking his beer glass on his face]
Bar Patron : Aaaahhhhhh! Owwwwwwww!
[screaming in pain]
Muerte : My name is Muerte! My name is Death!
[gets up and starts to storm out of the bar, then turns around]
Muerte : Don't you forget that! Scumhooks!
