Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

Michael Rogers: Island Cop

Quotes 

• [Outside at the submarine port, many of the tourists are outraged at Hummel's craziness during the tour. Hummel is restrained by the Atlantis security team handed to the St. Thomas Police] 

  Tour Operator : I don't know, He went crazy down there! He kept trying to open the hatch!

  Arthur Hummel : [yells]  I'm not crazy! Lomax is down there! I can -

  [Claudia's father, a doctor, gives Hummel a sedative to calm him down] 

  Arthur Hummel : Whoa, Doc.

  [smirks and smiles] 

  Arthur Hummel : Good stuff.

  Claudia's Dad : That oughta hold him for awhile.

  Island Cop : What happened to him?

  Claudia's Dad : Maybe he suffers from claustrophobia.

  Island Cop : Yeah?

  Claudia's Dad : The group might've set him off.

  Island Cop : That's it. I'm gonna deport this guy.

  Arthur Hummel : Are ya?

  Island Cop : [to Hummel]  Yeah.

  [then to the doctor] 

  Island Cop : Say Doc, maybe you better come along with us. This guy's nuts!

  Claudia's Dad : You got that right.

  [Both the cop and the doctor get in the squad car] 

  Arthur Hummel : [under the sedation]  Yeah Doc, come on in here. Got your bag?

  Claudia's Dad : Yes, I got the bag.