The Critic (1994–2001)
Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman, Woody Allen, Jon Lovitz, Michael Dukakis, Babbling Brook, Goblin of Griffindor, Harvey Fierstein, Herb Wrathberg, Look-a-like contest winner, Man with moustache, Rabbi
Quotes
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Theater Employee : Excuse me sir, the show is over.
Jay Sherman : But I have nowhere to go...
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Jay Sherman : [finishing a movie review] ... and that's why Goldie Hawn should be shot!
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Theater Clerk : Excuse me, the show's over.
Alice Tompkins : Get away, pipsqueak!
Jay Sherman : That's why I love her!
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Jay Sherman : Celebrity voices are impersonated. No celebrities were harmed in the filming of this episode.
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Jay Sherman : [Driving a truck] I've got to keep driving, I can't stop for anything!
Roadside Farmer : Meet Ingmar Bergman, 25 cents!
Jay Sherman : [Disappointed] Oh...
[Keeps on driving]
Roadside Farmer : [to Bergman] Well, you'd best get back to the strawberry patch with Polanski and Bertolucci.
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Theater Employee : Excuse me, sir. The movie's over.
Jay Sherman : I'm stuck in the chair!
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Alice Thompkins : Listen to your heart.
Jay Sherman : Everybody always says that.
Jay's Stomach : Nobody ever listens to me!
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[repeated line]
Jay Sherman : Aw-kward.