Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
Elizabeth Daily: Mambo
Quotes
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Mambo : I'm tempted to die to I can get a head start on spinning in my grave.
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Mambo : Does a high ranking religious figure evacuate his bowels in a wooded area?
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Mambo : What do you want to bet that he's doing something to further humiliate and embarrass us?
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Bernice : There's something fishy going on around here
Duckman : Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's sensing a lot of suck ups around here.
Mambo : Hey, everybody!
Charles : Expensive electronic equipment and thick wads of cash are being delivered to three houses on North Phleghm.
Bernice : [North Phleghm Neighbors gasp] TRAITORS!
Ben Stein : Let's book.
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Mambo : Would you please tell her quickly.
Charles : Aunt Beverly is your other sister who got misplaced in the hospital
Bernice : Do you know what this means?
Eric Duckman : A threesome?
Beverly , Bernice : No! TRIPLETS!
Bernice : So you've heard about?
Beverly : Yes I know.
Bernice : And after she married Duckman she died. I'd love it if you would stay.
Beverly : I don't know. I don't want to be a bother.
Charles : [Jumping up and down excitedly] Oh that would be great.
Mambo : OOH! Stop jumping!
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Duckman : I work hard everyday to provide food and clothes for my family.
Mambo : [heading out the door] Bye dad. We're going out to the mall. Although we haven' had a pair of jeans that fit us in the past 2 years.
Duckman : Okay so I provide food for my family.
Ajax : Bye Dod. I'm going out to eat and then I'm going to go for a walk in the city's seedy underbelly to learn things that you'll never comprehend.
Duckman : Why is it that everything I say ends up becoming some perfectly timed joke at my expense?
Bernice : [walks into the room] I didn't hear you otherwise I would have made a joke at your expense.
