Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (1994–1995)
Steve Coogan: Alan Partridge
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : That's not racist. French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh", that's a fact.
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Alan Partridge : Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glenn Ponder. A-ha!
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Alan Partridge : Phillip Parsons, if you're watching, in five minutes' time, I will be strapped to a Wheel of Death and you will have a plate with some words and a knife and a fork. What I'm trying to say is you're going to eat your words.
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[repeated line]
Alan Partridge : Knowing me, knowing you, ah-ha!
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Alan Partridge : Now I'm no Georgio Armani, I'm Alan Partridge.