The Cowboy Way (1994)
Christopher Durang: Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Quotes
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Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : How would you gentlemen like your steak prepared?
Pepper : Prepared? Oh you mean cooked?
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Yes, of course, that's what I should have said, cooked.
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Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : And would you care to order wine with your meal?
Pepper : Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?
Pepper : Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.