Felidae (1994)

Mario Adorf: Bluebeard

Quotes 

• Francis : I swear that whoever murdered Felicity is going to pay for it!, you hear me you bastard I'm going to make you pay!

  Blaubart : We'll get you shithead!

• Blaubart : [slides down tunnel]  Dammit. I'm getting too old for this bullshit.

• Blaubart : [sprays]  Bluebeard was here.

• Blaubart : [to Francis]  You taking over that shit heap in there? Interesting place. I go in there for a piss occasionally.

  [laughs] 

• Francis : Very impressive, have we come to the house of an art collector or a pimp?

  Blaubart : Your guess is as good as mine, I believe the can opener who owns this joint has some sort of job as a scientist or was it a parapsychologist? I don't know.

• Francis : Hey, Bluebeard.

  Blaubart : Yeah?

  Francis : Sounds to me like you're backtracking a little, aren't ya?

  Blaubart : You don't say... and what makes ya think so?

  Francis : Well, you told 'em I'm your friend.

  Blaubart : ...ah.

• Blaubart : [spotting dead cat with his throat torn]  It must've been a can opener.

  Francis : Pardon? Can opener? I'm sorry, you've lost me.

  Blaubart : It must've been a friggin' can opener. Ain't it obvious? He gave our poor little Sascha an extra ventilation hole in the throat.

  Francis : Oh, you mean a man. Did you witness it?

  Blaubart : Hell no. But only men are brutal enough to do a thing like this. Lousy can openers. The only thing they're good for is opening our dinner cans.

• Blaubart : Hey little smartass, what do they call you?

  Francis : Francis.

  Blaubart : [grunts] 

• Blaubart : [enters the room] 

  Francis : Did you come in here to take a leak? Well you don't piss in here anymore. I live here now and I have my standards.

• Francis : Let me guess. This latest victim's also a tom, just like the other 4 stiffs.

  Blaubart : Smartass. How the hell did you know that?

  Francis : It's a guess, but an educated one.

  Blaubart : Anyway this time it's tight-assed Deep Purple that's taken out his last rat. His throat looks exactly though someone decided to test an ice pick to see if it works.

  Francis : One question, was he castrated?

  Blaubart : Purple had his jewels intact, but, he couldn't get it up anymore.

• Blaubart : Let me put the ol' thinking cap on.

  Francis : Oh you do think do you?

  Blaubart : I think non-stop. Surprises you, eh? I even read a book once.

  [laughs] 

• Pascal : Can I offer you both something to eat?

  Francis : Thanks, we've eaten already, Pascal.

  Blaubart : Shut up, will you asshole? Personally, I can handle another little mouthful or two.

• Blaubart : [Cult's Lightening Machine]  It lets the ones with balls stand out.

• Blaubart : You smart-ass fucking nigger!