Felidae (1994)
Ulrich Tukur: Francis
Quotes
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Francis : He lost his innocence, Bluebeard, as man has lost his.
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Francis : [spotting a dead cat with her stomach and throat ripped out] Oh my God...
Kong : Looks like he's run out of steam suddenly, that's what happens to you when you eat too much junk food.
Francis : Yeah I'm out of breath and it looks like I'm not the only one.
[indicating the dead cat]
Kong : What bullshit you talking now?
[gasps]
Kong : Solitaire! Oh Solitaire! What have they done to you? What the hell has that evil bastard done? My lovely, lovely Solitaire!
[cries]
Francis : Who was she?
Hermann 1 : Solitaire was the boss' favorite girl, and chances are those are his family you can see as well.
[pointing out the dead kitten fetuses]
Kong : I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna hamburger him, I'll tear his balls off and stuff them down his throat, what kind of heartless bastard would do this? Who? Who? Tell me!
[to Francis]
Kong : Was it you? No, you didn't have the time. Well then who did it? Who was it?
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Pascal : [types the word "FELIDAE" on the computer] Do you know the meaning of this word, Felidae?
Francis : Could it be a scientific name for all our family divisions, "cats" as they're usually called?
Pascal : Felidae. Evolution has created an astounding number of various creatures. Not one however deserves the respected wonder the genus Felidae has earned.
[shows on the computer a list]
Francis : Wow! What did you combine on this list.
Pascal : Those of us who live in the neighbourhood, name, age, gender, breed, marking. I almost forgot, I need to enter you now as well.
Francis : Incredible!
Pascal : Yes it is. Even better if it can help us solve a murder.
Francis : Did you know it all of the dead brothers?
Pascal : Yes! They were all on the prowl after some female in heat.
Francis : I... I have an idea. Find out what breed they were. That may lead us to a new tie-up.
Pascal : Simple enough.
[shows on the computer the murdered cats' type of race]
Pascal : Well, none of them were partically aristocratic examples of Felidae.
Francis : But all the same race, so they were'nt just excited and male. They were all European Shorthairs.
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Nhozemphtekh : I'm new around here, that's all you need to know. Your lady is just as she is.
Francis : Your breed is new?
Nhozemphtekh : Not new, no, it's old. Or in simple language, old and new. Or, different. Figure it out for yourself Francis.
Francis : How did you know my name?
Nhozemphtekh : A little bird in a tree told me.
Francis : And what's your name?
Nhozemphtekh : My name matters as little as my breed. It wouldn't anything to you.
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Blaubart : [spotting dead cat with his throat torn] It must've been a can opener.
Francis : Pardon? Can opener? I'm sorry, you've lost me.
Blaubart : It must've been a friggin' can opener. Ain't it obvious? He gave our poor little Sascha an extra ventilation hole in the throat.
Francis : Oh, you mean a man. Did you witness it?
Blaubart : Hell no. But only men are brutal enough to do a thing like this. Lousy can openers. The only thing they're good for is opening our dinner cans.
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Francis : There's a plate there. Looks like this place was a doctor's office. That would explain the chemical smell.
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Francis : Let me guess. This latest victim's also a tom, just like the other 4 stiffs.
Blaubart : Smartass. How the hell did you know that?
Francis : It's a guess, but an educated one.
Blaubart : Anyway this time it's tight-assed Deep Purple that's taken out his last rat. His throat looks exactly though someone decided to test an ice pick to see if it works.
Francis : One question, was he castrated?
Blaubart : Purple had his jewels intact, but, he couldn't get it up anymore.
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Francis : The only thing that ties the two stiffs together is sex.
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Francis : [talking about Felicity] Her eyes were wide open, as though even with her last breath the one thing she longed desperately for was to see.
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Francis : Why weren't the bodies of Sascha, Deep Purple, Solitare... Felicity, down there?
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Francis : [angrily] FUCK!
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Francis : Maybe we should be getting back to Felidae.