Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Anna Chancellor: Henrietta - Wedding Two

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Quotes 

• Charles : Perhaps you were right, Hen. Perhaps we should've got married.

  Henrietta : Good God, no! Marry you and I'd have had to marry your friends and I'm not quite sure I could take Fiona.

  Charles : Fiona loves you.

  Henrietta : Fiona calls me Duckface.

  Charles : Well, I never heard that.

  Henrietta : Oh, Darling, come to lunch soon. Give me a ring, okay? Oh, still cute.

  [Henrieta leaves and Fiona aproaches] 

  Fiona : How's Duckface?

  Charles : Good form actually, not too mad.

• Gareth : We had the most delightful girl at our table. Carrie, apparently her fiancé's terribly grand and owns half of Scotland. How about you?

  Charles : I seem to be stuck in the wedding from hell, ghosts of girlfriends past at every turn. Next thing I'll bump into Henrietta and the horror will be complete.

  Henrietta : Hello Charles.

  Charles : Hello Hen, how are you?

  [Hen bursts into tears] 

• Henrietta : Charles! Charles, we must talk.

  Charles : Right.

  Henrietta : The thing is, Charlie, l've spoken to lots of people about you. Everybody agrees you're in real trouble, Charles.

  Charles : Am l?

  Henrietta : You see, you're turning into a kind of serial monogamist. One girlfriend after another, yet you never really let anyone near you.

  Charles : On the contrary...

  Henrietta : You're affectionate to them and sweet to them. Even to me, although you thought I was an idiot.

  Charles : I did not.

  Henrietta : You did. I thought U2 was a type of submarine.

  Charles : In a way, you were right. Their music has a naval quality.

  Henrietta : Be serious, Charles! You must give people a chance. You don't have to think 'I must get married', but you mustn't start every relationship thinking 'I mustn't get married'.

  Charles : Most of the time I don't think at all. I just potter along.

  Henrietta : Oh, Charlie! Oh, God! The way you used to look at me! I just misread it, that's all. Oh, in time I thought you were going to propose and all the time you were just working out how to leave.

• Charles : Oh, God, l'm depressed, Hen! How are you?

  Henrietta : Well, I'm cheerful, actually. I weigh almost nothing.

• Henrietta : Did I behave that atrociously last time?

  Charles : Well, you remember the shower scene in Psycho?

  Henrietta : Yeah.

  Charles : Scarier.