Greedy (1994)

Kirk Douglas: Uncle Joe

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Quotes 

• Uncle Joe : Where's my special boy? Where's Uncle Joe's special boy?

  Little Carl : Here I am Uncle Joe.

  Uncle Joe : Carl get in touch with reality.

• Daniel McTeague : You're not broke are you Uncle Joe?

  Uncle Joe : I'm richer than shit.

• Uncle Joe : [been lowered into a pool by a crane]  I feel like a goddamn teabag!

• Uncle Joe : So you're interested in money, huh?

  Joe : Aha. Made ten bucks just coming here.

  [Uncle Joe frowns] 

  Joe : I get another twenty if I kiss ya.

  [pause] 

  Joe : I'm thinkin' about it.

• Patti : How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?

  Uncle Joe : It's easier than you think.

• Uncle Joe : [referring to his doctor laid dead]  He used to brag to me how he got up every morning at five am to play racketball at 71 years old. You don't hear him bragging now.

• Uncle Joe : [challenging Daniel]  C'mon out here in the deep end, show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of.

  Daniel McTeague : Oh definitely. I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man, and she's gonna say "my what a catch".

• Uncle Joe : Where are my presents? I like presents, especially from people who love me.

  Joe : And who would that be?

• Uncle Joe : You can go dance the hully gully for all I care!

• Uncle Joe : [to Bartlett]  Go ahead.

  Bartlett : As I was about to say before the circus came to town. Your uncle's holdings at their peak held a net, net mind you, financial value of just under 25 million dollars. At the moment however he is 95 thousand dollars in debt.

  Daniel : Wait a minute. He's... ..

  Bartlett : In debt. Beyond the value of all his assets.