Greedy (1994)

Michael J. Fox: Daniel

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Quotes 

• Daniel McTeague : I had no idea just how sick you guys were.

  Frank : Come spend a day with us.

  Daniel McTeague : I'd rather shove this club up my ass.

  Glen : I'll do it for you.

• Daniel McTeague : You're not broke are you Uncle Joe?

  Uncle Joe : I'm richer than shit.

• [opening the door to find Danny nude] 

  Daniel McTeague : Who are you?

  Laura : Daniel McTeague?

  Daniel McTeague : No shit! That's my name too.

  Laura : No, I'm a private investigator.

  Daniel McTeague : You're a detective? Great help me find my pants.

• Daniel McTeague : You say one more word and I'll kick your ass so high up you'll have to take off your shirt to shit!

• Daniel Sr. : You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.

  Daniel McTeague : Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.

• Daniel McTeague : Look money's money. I need it just like everybody else. But money's not gonna turn me into some sycophantic, arse licking wacko.

• Daniel McTeague : These pills only work if I give them to him myself. It's a very rare condition.

  Hotel Clerk : Excuse me sir, does this say moron?

  Daniel McTeague : Ok I'll be honest with you I'm his nephew.

  Hotel Clerk : Oh, his nephew?

  Daniel McTeague : Yes.

  Hotel Clerk : Because he specifically said that his room number wasn't to be given to any of his relatives.

  Daniel McTeague : What the hell's the matter with you? Do you not care about this hotel's reputation? You know there is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl.

  Hotel Clerk : Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls: this is Washington.

• Daniel McTeague : Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.

  Robin : We just kissed for two seconds?

  Daniel McTeague : No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!

• Daniel McTeague : [Looking at photos of Mollie]  Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy?

• Uncle Joe : [challenging Daniel]  C'mon out here in the deep end, show that girlfriend of yours what you're made of.

  Daniel McTeague : Oh definitely. I'm gonna beat up an elderly crippled man, and she's gonna say "my what a catch".

• Molly Richardson : You tell your cousins I'm not afraid of them. And you leave Joe alone.

  Daniel McTeague : You keep your breasts off his eyebrows.

• Frank : Stop! I've got a metal plate in my head.

  Danny McTeague : You do?

  Frank : No!

• [Daniel, angry, throws a bowling ball out a window] 

  Robin : You hit a car! You could've killed somebody!

  Daniel McTeague : The way I bowl...

• Daniel McTeague : You missed the basket while you was on the guy with the painted face. People hate that.

  TV Director : Wait a minute. Who's directing this you or me? Let me check.

  [Looks down at chair] 

  TV Director : That's my ass. That's my ass in the director's chair. Shit. I must be the director!

• Carl : [Referring to Danny]  He double crossed us.

  Daniel McTeague : [to his dad]  Because they're scum. I mean they're greedy.

  Frank : We're greedy? We were willing to share!

• Molly Richardson : You bastard!

  Daniel McTeague : I like it better when she says it. I think it's the accent or something.

• Uncle Joe : [to Bartlett]  Go ahead.

  Bartlett : As I was about to say before the circus came to town. Your uncle's holdings at their peak held a net, net mind you, financial value of just under 25 million dollars. At the moment however he is 95 thousand dollars in debt.

  Daniel : Wait a minute. He's... ..

  Bartlett : In debt. Beyond the value of all his assets.