Greedy (1994)

Colleen Camp: Patti

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• Patti : How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?

  Uncle Joe : It's easier than you think.

• Patti : Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...?

  Carl : Massive coronary. He died instantly.

  Patti : Really? You mean just...?

  Carl : And he left everything to you, sis.

  Patti : Really?

  Carl : No, it wasn't even him. It was Dr. Hemmel.

  Ed : You son of a bitch.

  Carl : Ooh, you really wish it was the old man in the ambulance, don't you?

  Ed : I did before, but now I wish it was you.

  Carl : How are your girls, Ed?

  Patti : That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin it around to separate the X's from the Y's! Excuse me, brother, but no matter how much uncle Joe is worth, there is a line below which we will not go. Jolene? Joette? Let's go in, girls.

• Patti : Yes, we have girls. We're not so cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin 'em around to separate the X's from the Y's.