Greedy (1994) Poster

(1994)

Phil Hartman: Frank

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Quotes 

  • Daniel McTeague : I had no idea just how sick you guys were.

    Frank : Come spend a day with us.

    Daniel McTeague : I'd rather shove this club up my ass.

    Glen : I'll do it for you.

  • [to Uncle Joe's British "nanny", Molly] 

    Frank : I didn't like the Beatles and I don't like you!

  • Molly Richardson : Monday nights I go to this newsstand to get the new TV Guide for Joe. He likes to get it as early as possible so he can circle everything he wants to watch.

    Frank : Does he circle your ass?

  • Molly Richardson : You think I'm bonking the old gent, don't you?

    Frank : Yeah, we do.

    Molly Richardson : Let me tell you something, handsome. If I were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now.

  • Tina : [drunk]  Happy birthday Uncle Joe!

    Frank : That was last week.

  • Frank : Okay, Joe. Bare knuckles, toe to toe. We've spent 20 years eating your shit and saying, "Mmm, delicious! What a cook!" - no more!

  • Bartlett : I'm sure this may come as a shock.

    Frank : No, shitting a sailboat is a shock, this is a fucking catastrophe!

  • Ed : Why don't we all agree to stop here. Let this bimbo have his money. I mean isn't our self respect worth more than any inheritance?

    Frank : No.

  • Frank : What's the matter with you? Are you retarded?

    Dennis : Not according to the tests.

  • Frank : I'm insane? For five years I begged you, "Let's put him in a home!" No, you didn't want to because you didn't have the balls! None of you have any balls!

  • Frank : [On hearing Joe's broke]  Dammit! Stupid. Stupid. We played along. We should have stepped in five years ago!

    Bartlett : Two would have been enough.

  • Frank : Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor.

    Glen : [grabs photographs]  That's not me.

    Frank : Well it looks like you and that's all that matters.

  • Frank : Stop! I've got a metal plate in my head.

    Danny McTeague : You do?

    Frank : No!

  • Frank : Oh, my God, I feel so horrible, I could cut out my tongue.

    Glen : Here's a knife.

  • Nora McTeague : Stop it! Don't you see what's happening here?

    Tina : Yeah, you're out of scotch.

    Frank : Oh, Tina, go lie down.

  • Frank : I mean look at this. Her tongue is practically in his wallet.

  • Carl : [Referring to Danny]  He double crossed us.

    Daniel McTeague : [to his dad]  Because they're scum. I mean they're greedy.

    Frank : We're greedy? We were willing to share!

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