Holy Matrimony (1994)

Mary Pat Gleason: Female Officer

Quotes 

• Female Officer : Welcome to the U.S. of A.

  Ezekiel : Thank you.

  Female Officer : Do you have anything to declare?

  Ezekiel : [stammering]  We're visiting family in Montana for the day... visiting family in Montana for the day...

  Female Officer : Okay, I heard you the first time. Do you have anything to declare?

  Ezekiel : [confused]  Um... family... in Montana... for the day...

  Female Officer : [realizes that Zeke doesn't understand the question]  Do you have anything to DECLARE? Anything you want to tell me?

  Ezekiel : [thinks he's been caught]  Alright, my brother robbed a fair!

  [starts freaking out] 

  Ezekiel : Rats! In my face! All night long! I don't wanna go to jail! I hate face rats!

  [faints into the steering wheel] 

  Havana : [tries to rouse Zeke]  I am sorry. It is our honeymoon. He is just nervous.

  Female Officer : He's looking a little green, isn't he?

  Havana : They're still trainable that way.

  Female Officer : This farming permit isn't legal in the States, so you'll have to drive. He can try again when he starts shaving.