King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride (1994 Video Game)

Carol Bach Rita: Valanice, Spike, Ceres, Clotho, Titania

Quotes 

• Valanice : [talking about a coffin]  Do you promise you won't close the lid?

  The Coroner : Of course. I won't bury you, either.

• [after retrieving the "moon", Valanice is arrested and put on trial] 

  Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : Members of the jury, what is your verdict?

  Arresting Badger Guard : On the charge of moon theft, we find her...

  Jury : Guilty!

  Arresting Badger Guard : On the charge of impersonating a Falderalian, we find her...

  Jury : Guilty!

  Arresting Badger Guard : On the charges of party crashing, sneaking, spying and appearing in public without fur, feather or scales, we find her...

  Jury : Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

  Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : Valanice of Daventry, this is your sentence: you must spend the rest of your life in the jellybean mines in the faraway kingdom of Wudda-Wudda Boing-Boing!

  Valanice : What? I never heard of such a place! You just made that up, didn't you?

  Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : So I did... so I did... does anyone have an idea for her sentence?

  Arresting Badger Guard : Banish her to the plains of the picturesque possums!

  Juror no. 1 : Maroon her on the island of ill-natured iguanas!

  Juror no. 2 : Make her count every grain of bird seed in the land!

  Chicken Petite : Make her put the moon back at the sky!

  Jury : Ohhhhhh...

  Arch-Duke Fifi le YipYap : The people have spoken! You have until sunset to put the moon back in its rightful place in the sky, Valanice. If you do not, you will be fed to a 300 pound hamster in the morning!

  Jury : Yes!

• [Valanice finds a basket in the cave] 

  Valanice : Isn't that cute.

• Rosella : And that's not all mother. Then he said, so sorry princess I never stepped on mamas feet when we're dancing.

  Valanice : Alright I'd admit Prince Rupert is... well he's a bit awkward dear.

  Rosella : That's putting it mildly.

  Valanice : But speaking of princes my pretty daughter. It really is time you've thought about getting married.

  Rosella : Oh mother!

  [Meanwhile in the land of Etheria, a flying seahorse flies in the sky] 

  Valanice : Now Rosella, you're nearly 20 years old. Most of your friends are already married.

  Rosella : Mother I'm not ready, there are so many things I haven't done yet. I wanna have fun.

  Valanice : But Rosella, I happen to know that Prince Throckmorton of Monticore is just mad about you.

  Rosella : Prince Throckmorton? Mother! He's so boring!

  Valanice : He's not boring Rosella. He's reliable. And he's so handsome. He has the most beautiful smile. Don't you think?

  [the flying seahorse flies high up into the sky coming right out of the magical pond] 

  Valanice : And he's so intelligent. How many young men do you know whose hobby is conjugating Latin verbs?

  [Rosella gets distracted by the flying seahorse and plays with it before it dives back down in the magical pond. Rosella kneels down and examines the pond] 

  Valanice : And you know you should consider yourself lucky. Every princess in the known world is just dying to marry Prince Throckmorton. You really must strike while the iron is hot, Rosella. That's why I've invited the Prince to... Rosella!

  [Rosella jumps into the magical pond and swims down, meanwhile, Valanice runs over and picks up the golden comb, puts it away and dives in the pond after her inside the whirlpool] 

  Valanice : Rosella!

  [Then Rosella looks up at Valanice and they both try to reach for each others hand. Suddenly out of the whirlpool, an arm of the troll king grabs Rosellas arm and pulls her into the portal and she disappears] 

  Valanice : Rosella no!

• Valanice : My daughter! Rosella! Where are you?

  [Valanice arrives in the desert from a whirlwind and she walks over to the cactus, her dress gets caught on the cactus needles, she tugs at her dress and part of it rips off on the cactus needles] 

  Valanice : Blast! What is this place? Where is my Rosella? My child!

  [Then a Kangaroo Rat wearing a vest and glasses hops along the path and the Jackalope runs after him] 

  The Jackalope : Yee! Hee hee hee!

  [the cloud dust gathers and Valanice coughs] 

• [Valanice finds four pots in a cave. As she touches them, they crumble and disappear from view, except the last one] 

  Valanice : [after the third vase crumbles]  I'm getting awfully tired of this.