A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994)
Andrew Shaifer: Bernard
Quotes
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Bernard : Yoo-hoo Wayman.
Wayman : Hey Bernard.
Shame : Excuse me, who's this?
Wayman : This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?
Shame : "The Bernard"?
Bernard : Yes it's me.
Shame : Homewrecker. He's with me.
Wayman : Shame. I can't believe you just.
Shame : You are my stuff and you know it girl.
Bernard : Stuff?
Wayman : Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.
Shame : Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.
Bernard : You slept with him? You slut!
Shame : Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.
Bernard : Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.
Wayman : Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.
Bernard : Shame why did you do that?
Shame : If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.
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Bernard : [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
Shame : Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
Bernard : You *slept* with him? You *slut*!
[slaps Wayman senseless]
Wayman : Bernard?
Shame : Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
Bernard : Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
Wayman : Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
Bernard : [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!