Major League II (1994)

Corbin Bernsen: Roger Dorn

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Quotes 

• Lou Brown : How can you sell my best player without asking me?

  Roger Dorn : I'm on my ass, tapped out. I'm even going to be able to make next month's payroll.

  Lou Brown : Geez.

  Roger Dorn : But I didn't sell Parkman outright. I got you an outfielder. He used to play for the Giants.

  Lou Brown : Franklin?

  Roger Dorn : Not those Giants.

• Roger Dorn : As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

  Jake Taylor : There's an old timer's game coming soon.

• Jake Taylor : [after Rube get's hit by a pitch]  Hayes, go run for Rube.

  Willie Mays Hayes : My leg's hurtin'.

  Roger Dorn : [stands up]  I'll run.

  Jake Taylor : [sits Dorn back down]  Rube's hurting worse than you. Now get in there!

  Willie Mays Hayes : [pointing to Vaughn]  If the gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch than why should I have to run?

  Rick Vaughn : [gets up]  Who are you calling a gutless wonder, tin man?

  Willie Mays Hayes : Tin man?

  [gets up limping] 

  Willie Mays Hayes : I got a genuine leg injury here, pal.

  Rick Vaughn : And that limp is the best acting you've done all year.

  [turns around to leave] 

  Willie Mays Hayes : [turns Vaughn around]  Well at least I don't have some cover girl dragging me around by my johnson.

  [Vaughn tackles Hayes as he walks away, starting a brawl] 

• Jake Taylor : [Seeing Vaughn coming back into the dugout]  Hey, didn't I tell you to go to the bullpen.

  Rick Vaughn : We're down by 10 runs, Jake.

  Jake Taylor : Well you can still get some work in.

  Rick Vaughn : I've had enough of that maniac out there.

  Jake Taylor : [after seeing Rube Baker get hit with a pitch]  Hayes, go run for Rube.

  Willie Mays Hayes : My legs hurtin'.

  Roger Dorn : [Stands up]  I'll run.

  [Jake sits him down] 

  Jake Taylor : Rube's hurting worse than you. Now get in there.

  Willie Mays Hayes : The Gutless Wonder doesn't have to pitch. Why should I have to run?

  Rick Vaughn : Who you calling a Gutless Wonder, Tin Man?

  Willie Mays Hayes : Tin Man? I got genuine leg injury here, pal.

  Rick Vaughn : That limp is the best acting you've done all year.

  Willie Mays Hayes : [Grabs Vaughn by the arm]  Well at least I don't have some Cover Girl dragging me around by my Johnson.

• [first lines] 

  Harry Doyle : Hello everybody. Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you Wahoo maniacs to the year's first session of Tribe Talk. As you know, the Indians had a Cinderella season last year. Despite the fact that *toxic* owner Rachel Phelps wanted the team to lose so she could move it to Florida, the Indians won the American League East for the first time since divisional play began. Rachel's gone now, thank God, having sold the team to retired Indian third baseman Roger Dorn, after a long, hard fought series of negotiations.

  [flashback to negotiations] 

  Roger Dorn : Mmmight be willing to go as high as a hundred.

  Rachel Phelps : 120.

  Roger Dorn : 120? Rachel, you just started at 110!

  Rachel Phelps : 130!

  Roger Dorn : Rachel, this isn't fair!

  Rachel Phelps : 140!

  Roger Dorn : [desperately begging]  130!

  Rachel Phelps : 150!

  Roger Dorn : [immediately gives in]  We'll take it!

  Rachel Phelps : Oooh, you're good Dorn.

  Harry Doyle : [scene returns to radio show]  Even with Dorn in the owner's box, the Indians are solid favorites to repeat in the East, and to go all the way to the World Series. And why not? Look at the lineup we have coming back. First of all, the Cuban Crusher, the voodoo man with a bad attitude, Pedro Cerrano. Even though his training methods were a little unusual, Pedro finished in the top five in homers, RBI's, slugging percentage and total baldness. Also back is centerfielder Willie May Hayes, who came out of nowhere to lead the league in great catches and stolen bases. We're told he starred in an action movie during the offseason, where he not only did his own stunts, but even his own acting. And don't forget about catcher and team leader Jake Taylor. Despite chronic knee problems he had a fine season, and beat out the bunt that drove in the run that won the division title. And finally one of the brightest young stars in the game today, Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn. Vaughn began the season in the uniform of the California Penal League and had some control problems early on. But with the help of a pair of black hornrims, he went on to set a Major League record for strikeouts in a season by an ex-carcy. All in all, things couldn't be looking better for the Tribe.