- Jorge: What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have?
- Juan Lopez: Birth control.
- Jorge: Chicano celebrity totem poles.
- Party Guest: So, what have you been up to?
- Party Guest: I'm teaching.
- Party Guest: Really, what?
- Party Guest: I'm teaching men to refill ice trays.
- [They both laugh as Juan joins them.]
- Juan Lopez: Now that was cold."
- [He laughs.]
- Juan Lopez: Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke.
- [As they walk away.]
- Juan Lopez: Hey, I like jokes too.