Muriel's Wedding (1994)

Dan Wyllie: Perry

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Quotes 

• Funeral Priest : I have a telefax to read.

  Bill Heslop : [to Perry]  Keep your eye on them journalist bastards.

  Funeral Priest : "To Bill Heslop and Family. Hazel and I were sorry to hear of the passing of Betty. We are thinking of you in your time of sorrow." Signed, the Honourable Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia.

  Bill Heslop : What are they doing?

  Perry Heslop : They're writing it down.

  Bill Heslop : I'll bet they are. Put that in your papers, you mongrel bastards. I've still got friends. How many families get telegrams from former prime ministers when somebody dies? I'm not forgotten.

• Perry Heslop : [running around the garden, pretending that he's a professional footballer]  And Perry kicks! He picks it up! "Go yourself! Go yourself!" is the roar from the crowd. Heslop! Heslop! Heslop! Whoo! How can a man be so strong and so fast? Heslop!

  Bill Heslop : Perry! Wake up to yourself!