North (1994)

Alan Arkin: Judge Buckle

Quotes 

• [North's parents are waiting for him at his secret spot in the department store] 

  North's Dad : Alright, you wait here. I'm gonna go look for him.

  North's Mom : Good idea!

  Judge Buckle : Bad idea! Let me remind you that the ruling stipulates that North is supposed to be in the arms of both parents. That's two parents and four arms.

• Judge Buckle : Even though both sides will be saying things, and I will be hearing them, it is still not a hearing! No doubt, you'll all be hearing the same things that I am hearing. That's your privilege. However, once both sides have been heard, then it will be my job to pass judgement. Obviously, you can all pass judgement, too, but it won't count.