PCU (1994)
Joel Bissonnette: Sanskrit Major
Quotes
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Droz : What's your major?
Sanskrit Major : Sanskrit.
Droz : Sanskrit? You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?
Sanskrit Major : Yeah.
Droz : [Searches through a pile of theses] Latin, best I can do.
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Droz : Okay. What's your major?
Physics Major : Uh, Particle Physics?
Droz : Yeah, that's a tough one.
[searches through files]
Droz : Ooh! Motion of Helium Atoms in an Excited State. Watch out. It's a *SCORCHER!*
Droz : Next!
Sanskrit Major : Uh... Sanskrit.
Droz : Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?
Sanskrit Major : Yeah.
Droz : Latin, best I can do. Next!
Phys. Ed. Major : Phys. Ed.
Droz : Phys. Ed.? Ok. You're out of my room. Seriously, get out!