Gregg Berger: Lt. Talinsky
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Captain Thaddeus Harris : Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Lieutenant Talinsky : Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
Captain Thaddeus Harris : It was your government that brought us here!
Lieutenant Talinsky : They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!
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Lieutenant Talinsky : Again. When you hear door, you say
[puts money on table]
Lieutenant Talinsky : "I'm in the bathroom, I'll meet you there."
Bellboy : I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there.
Lieutenant Talinsky : [sighs, puts more money on table] Again!
[singing]
Lieutenant Talinsky : I'm in the bathrooom, I'll meet you theeere.
Bellboy : [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, meet you theeere.
Lieutenant Talinsky : [grumbling in frustration, knocks desk with his fist twice]
Bellboy : Come in.
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Callahan : [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.
Irina Petrovskaya : Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.
Cadet Kyle Connors : Sure.
[he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]
Irina Petrovskaya : This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.
Cadet Kyle Connors : Okey-dokey.
[Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe]
Cadet Kyle Connors : No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!
Lieutenant Talinsky : ENOUGH!
[Talinsky exits]
Irina Petrovskaya : Next assignment, Chernobyl.
