Charlie Schlatter: Cadet Connors
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Quotes
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Cadet Kyle Connors : Katrina, how can I help you?
Katrina : You ever want something so badly it hurts?
Cadet Kyle Connors : Yes.
Katrina : No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?
Cadet Kyle Connors : Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.
Katrina : I want...
Cadet Kyle Connors : Attagirl. Follow your heart.
Katrina : I want...
Cadet Kyle Connors : Say it.
Katrina : I want my vacation.
Cadet Kyle Connors : What's that?
Katrina : I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.
Cadet Kyle Connors : Mmm-hmm.
Katrina : Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you.
[Connors smiles]
Katrina : Without anyone.
[Connors' smile disappears]
Katrina : Come.
[Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest]
Katrina : I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.
Cadet Kyle Connors : [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.
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Callahan : [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.
Irina Petrovskaya : Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.
Cadet Kyle Connors : Sure.
[he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]
Irina Petrovskaya : This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.
Cadet Kyle Connors : Okey-dokey.
[Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe]
Cadet Kyle Connors : No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!
Lieutenant Talinsky : ENOUGH!
[Talinsky exits]
Irina Petrovskaya : Next assignment, Chernobyl.
