Sharpe (TV Series)
Sharpe's Honour (1994)
Lyndon Davies: Ben Perkins
Quotes
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Rifleman Cooper : Sarge? Where are we off to, Sarge?
Patrick Harper : We're going to join up with a man called Sharpe, lads.
Rifleman Perkins : You mean we're all gonna die?
Patrick Harper : No, lad. Mister Sharpe may be dead in the eyes of French, but to you and me he's as lively as an eel.
Hagman : Just a minute.
Rifleman Harris : How, Sarge?
Patrick Harper : You know the Army, boys. They couldn't hang a curtain even if they tried.
[They all laugh]
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Trumper Jones : [to Cooper and Perkins, outside the tent in which Ramona is giving birth] What the devil is going on here?
Rifleman Perkins : We're delivering a baby, sir!
Trumper Jones : What?
[Takes a quick peek inside the tent and immediately backs out again]
Trumper Jones : Right. Carry on!
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Rifleman Perkins : [the riflemen are telling jokes and laughing] I got one for you! Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Rifleman Harris : I don't know, Perkins. Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Rifleman Perkins : Up his sleevies!
[the riflemen laugh]