- [At a costume party]
- Ned Dorsey: I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.
- Girl: Interesting line.
- Ned Dorsey: Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.
- Ned Dorsey: [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.