Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Simon Callow: Vincent Cadby

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• Ace : You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.

  Vincent Cadby : Very impressive... might I ask, how?

  Ace : Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet; the small remnants of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason being the culprit: your new watch, a quality forgery of a Cartier was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.

  [Ace gasps for air] 

  Vincent Cadby : And my work habits?

  Ace : Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

• Vincent Cadby : [Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads]  Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?

  Ace : Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.