Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad: Ashram Monk
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Quotes
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Fulton Greenwall : My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.
Ashram Monk : No man here carries with him a label.
Fulton Greenwall : Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he's an American.
Ashram Monk : We are all children of the same life force.
Fulton Greenwall : Yes of course we are.
[thinks]
Fulton Greenwall : He bends over and speaks from his rear.
Ashram Monk : Oh him. Right this way...
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Fulton Greenwall : We can pay you handsomely.
Ace : I am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me.
Fulton Greenwall : Twenty thousand dollars.
Ace : Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed... here, at the ashram.
Ashram Monk : If I may interject! We're short of space, and it's important for you to use your talents. Let me help you pack.
Ace : But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness.
Ashram Monk : No. Wait. THERE it is!
[smiles]
Ashram Monk : You've just attained it.
Ace : I have?
Ashram Monk : Yes! Just now! You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone!
Ace : What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?
Ashram Monk : Take mine!
Ace : This took you eighty years to achieve!
Ashram Monk : That's okay. I don't like it anymore. Really.
Ace : In the light of this great personal sacrifice you've made, I have no choice... but to take the case.
Ashram Monk : Great! I'll go tell the others!
Ace : Master... break it to them gently.
Ace : [cut to Ace and Greenwall exiting the temple through the celebrating, drinking, and some stripped monks] I've never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.
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Ashram Monk : What answer do you seek?
Ace : I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.
Ashram Monk : The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?
Ace : Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.
Ashram Monk : Your aura is weakening...
Ace : OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of
[coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]
Ace : Guano! They have Guano!
