Billy Madison (1995)

Chris Farley: Bus Driver

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Quotes 

• Bus Driver : That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

  Billy Madison : No, you don't.

  Bus Driver : Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!

  Billy Madison : No, they didn't.

  Bus Driver : No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.

  [shouts] 

  Bus Driver : No yelling on the bus!

• Kyle : Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

  [Dan throw's sandwhich at the bus driver] 

  Bus Driver : HEY!

  Veronica Vaughn : Hey who threw that?

  Bus Driver : I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious field trip pretty damn quick huh! Little shit!

  [quivers lips up and down while face gets red]