The Brothers McMullen (1995)
Jack Mulcahy: Jack McMullen
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Quotes
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Jack McMullen : I am a progressively modern, politically correct housewife.
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Patrick : She wants me back
Jack McMullen : What about the baby?
Patrick : She had a miscarriage
Jack McMullen : Jesus, talk about the luck of the Irish
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Jack McMullen : [reminiscing about their father] Remember some of that stuff he'd say when he was half in the bag?
Barry McMullen : [mimicking his father] You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Patrick McMullen : The only thing I wanna hear out of you is nothing!
Jack McMullen : And when I asked Dad how he liked my new red varsity jacket? He said 'You should get another one in blue and burn the both of em'.
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Jack McMullen : Jesus! How about a mercy flush...?
Patrick McMullen : Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. Whatdja expect it to smell like...?
Jack McMullen : Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers.
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Barry McMullen : I went down to the grave this morning.
Jack McMullen : And?
Barry McMullen : And... I'm happy to report that, uh, he's still dead.
Patrick : This is... this is funny stuff, Barry. Take it on the road, pal.
