Bushwhacked (1995)
Brad Sullivan: Jack Erickson
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Quotes
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Jack Erickson : God bless those little scouts!
Agent Palmer : What? What do you see?
Jack Erickson : Smoke signals! Right by the book.
Agent Palmer : Oh, yeah!
Jack Erickson : Well, almost.
Agent Palmer : What do they say?
Jack Erickson : Belp! Belp!
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Max : Now you are going to pretend to be me.
Jack Erickson : Give yourself up boy.
Max : Gimme that glue!
Jack Erickson : You still have a chance to be a fine young scout!
Max : Where is that glue?
Jack Erickson : Top pocket.
Max : Put your palms up.
[spits off the top of the glue and spreads glue on the wheel]
Max : Now grab hold of the wheel.
Jack Erickson : Are you nuts?
Max : I said grab the wheel. Come on, I have a gun for Christ sake!
Jack Erickson : You're going to pay for this mister
Max : [spreads glue on top of the wheel] Now put your chin there.
Jack Erickson : You know this stuff is permanent.
Max : Do it!
Jack Erickson : Ohh sh... Hey! I can't drive like this!
Max : Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time.
[removes the rear view mirror]
Max : Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?
Jack Erickson : Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off.
Max : [hesitates then answers] Right!
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Max : [walks out of a tobacco station and reads the note on the car window] I am an inconsiderate person?
[Jack comes out of the door]
Max : Hey, Sgt. Doofus, did you paste that note onto my window?
Jack Erickson : That's right, cupcake!
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Jack Erickson : Let's get vertical.
[starts climbing]
Agent Palmer : You expect me to climb up there with just my hands?
Jack Erickson : That's right, dough boy, that's the way to do it.
Agent Palmer : How about when you get to the top you throw me down a ladder?
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Jack Erickson : You might say I'm the thin khaki line between morality and depravity.
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Jack Erickson : That's what's wrong with this country, everybody wants it NOW.
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Jack Erickson : I teach my kids to hunt down the goodness in life.
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Jack Erickson : Don't you dare! There's a Scout out on that bridge!