Forget Paris (1995)

Billy Crystal: Mickey

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• Mickey : You're out of here, Jabbar!

  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Are you nuts? It's my farewell game.

  Mickey : Well then, let me be the first to say farewell.

• Mickey : You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.

• Mickey : I was thinking of doing some sightseeing.

  Ellen : Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion.

  Mickey : Sure. You got any stuff here?

  Ellen : Yeah, we got some stuff. Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower?

  Mickey : That's here?

• Mickey Gordon : Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.

• [looking at Rodin's "The Thinker"] 

  Ellen : Rodin never said what he was thinking.

  Mickey : You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude."

• Mickey : [discussing the bridge from "An American in Paris", Mickey sings a line from the movie]  "It's very clear..."

  Ellen : Patton.

• Mickey : [about Ellen's husband]  Is he French?

  Ellen : Yes.

  Mickey : Is he handsome?

  Ellen : Yes.

  Mickey : Is he rich?

  Ellen : Yes.

  Mickey : Does he have a sister?

• Ellen : Do you sleep with the window open?

  Mickey : Yeah.

  Ellen : I don't like it. You will have to stop that.

  Mickey : Ok.

  Ellen : Do you squeeze the toothpaste at the top or the bottom?

  Mickey : Top.

  Ellen : Don't do that I hate that. If you ever use my car, make sure the mirror is back where I put it.

  Mickey : Ok, I can do that.

  Ellen : All right. Do you want to talk about religion, politics, whether you want to have kids or not.

  Mickey : Nah, that crap will work itself out, we are fine with the big issues.

  Ellen : Ok, I'll marry you.

• Mickey : We were great in Paris.

  Ellen : Forget Paris.

  Mickey : Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life?

  Ellen : Maybe that's just all we were - just a great week.

• Mickey : I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.

• Mickey : [Mickey finds out Ellen is married]  You don't do this to a person, you know? You don't walk around being fabulous when you know you're not available.

• Mickey : [During a marriage counseling session]  When I come home, I'm excited to see you

  Ellen : You're not excited, you're horny

  Mickey : Is that bad? Is that such a bad thing?

• Tim Hardaway : [during a timeout in the middle of a game]  where do you buy your clothes from?

  Mickey : why?

  Tim Hardaway : my wife and I are looking into having a kid so we want to know where to shop

  Mickey : [Sarcastically]  very funny

• Mickey Gordon : [Walking slowly with Johnson he dribbles the ball slowly during a game]  what are you? Tired?

  Dan Majerle : [jokingly]  Yeah your girlfriend kept waking me up last night.

  Mickey Gordon : [sarcastically]  oh very funny.

• Mickey : Never say, "famous last words," because they could be.

  Ellen : You're a disturbed person, aren't you?

  Mickey : [Using the exact words - with similar deadpan voice and facial expression - of Jeremy Irons as the character Claus von Bulow replying to a similar comment in the 1990 film, "Reversal of Fortune"]  You have no idea.