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Glen : Where's Elvis?
Annie : I don't know. I told him to stay up on the beach. Oh, no.
Glen : What?
Annie : I broke a promise.
Glen : What promise?
Annie : [runs back to camp] I even did a spit-shake on it.
Glen : You did a spit-shake with somebody?
Annie : [to the people standing in the crowd] Excuse me.
Glen : Man, that's serious.
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Annie : So how did you get the name Elvis, Elvis?
Elvis : My mom.
Glen : Gee, that's funny. That's how I got mine too.
Elvis : Whatever. I'm going to be a big movie star. Just like my dad.
Jesse : Yeah, right.
Elvis : My dad, you know, Al Pacino. My friends call me the Godfather.
Jesse : Give me a break.
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Jesse : What's going on you guys?
Annie : Well, um, Dwight has just told us that they found you're mom in New York City and um... I'm afraid she's passed away.
[the unexpected news stuns Jesse with shock and confusion]
Jesse : [to Dwight] She died?
Dwight : I'm really sorry.
Jesse : [upset] I should have tried to find her.
Dwight : Well, she didn't want to be found, son.
Glen : There's nothing you could've done.
Dwight : Your mom still needs your help Jesse because she left somebody behind. You have a brother.
Jesse : What?
Dwight : He's a half-brother actually. He's eight years old.
Annie : [places her hand on Jesse] Jess...
Jesse : [shrugs off Annie] Don't touch me. Just-Just leave me alone. I don't want a brother you guys. I want my mom.
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Jesse : What's he look like?
Annie : Different. Come down and find out for yourself.
Jesse : I don't want to.
Annie : Jesse. Why don't you just talk to him. You might learn a few things.
Jesse : Like what?
Annie : Well, he spent the last eight years with your mother. You tell me?
[Jesse briefly strums his guitar]
Annie : We'll see you downstairs.
Jesse : Fine.
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Jesse : Glen, Annie!
[Jesse kicks the bed]
Annie : [waking up] Oh, god.
Jesse : Wake up! It's seven in the morning. Let's go out on the boat with Randolph.
Glen : [throws the pillow at Jesse] You wanna keep your voice down. You're gonna wake up a grizzly bear.
Annie : Don't you usually wake up after noon?
Jesse : Randolph leaves at dawn. It's dawn. Let's go.
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Annie : Let me tell you something. This family doesn't play favorites. We don't kiss butts.
[Annie and Elvis start laughing]
Elvis : I want to help.
Annie : The whales need your help. They need everybody to pitch in.
Elvis : You promise I can help?
Annie : I promise.
Elvis : Well, will you spit shake on it?
Annie : Okay.
[Elvis spits into his hand. Annie does the same thing. They then start shaking hands]
Annie : This is very unhygienic.
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Dwight : Glen, Annie, I like for you to meet Elvis. Elvis, these are the Greenwoods.
Annie : Hi, Elvis.
Elvis : Well, aren't you guys rich?
Dwight : Elvis.
Elvis : That's what Dwight said.
Dwight : [to Glen and Annie] I never said that.
Elvis : I told you I can only stay with people who are loaded.
[Glen quietly laughs]
Elvis : So then it's not much of an adjustment. It's easier for me.
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Elvis : Wake up. Wake up. C'mon, guys. Wake up. C'mon. C'mon, guys.
[the Greenwoods wake up]
Annie : [awake] What. What. What. What. What.
Elvis : There's been a horrible accident. Some kind of oil spill. Trapped the whales. Willy's sister's beached and she's sick real bad. Gotta do something. Call the army or-or the National Guard or something. Call Randolph. I think the ship crashed or something. It's a major disaster.
Glen : Go back to sleep.
Elvis : I'm telling the truth.
Glen : [falls back to sleep] That's a first.