A Goofy Movie (1995)
Jason Marsden: Max Goof
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Quotes
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Max : Now look where you got us, Dad!
Goofy : Where *I* got us?
Max : You should've let me stay at home!
Goofy : Why? So you'd end up in prison?
Max : Prison? What are you talking about?
Goofy : Your principal called me!
Max : It's not what you think, Dad!
Goofy : You even lied to me!
Max : I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy : I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?
Max : I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
Goofy : I know that! I just wanted to be part of it.
[calmer]
Goofy : You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
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Max : [referring to electronic equipment] Wow! All this is for us?
Bobby : Mmm... Slurpish.
Max : [taking the equipment] Oh, this is going to be so great, man!
Bobby : [taking it back] Dude, need fundage, bro.
Max : Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here.
[gives him a can of cheese whiz]
Bobby : [shouts] Cheddar! Aah-ooh! Cheddar whizzy!
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Max : My life's a living...
Lester : HELL-O, little buddy!
[Max turns his back and tries to ignore Lester, who comes around to Max's front]
Lester : Who's your favorite possum?
Max : Don't touch me!
Lester : Aw, why such a long face? You're so sad! I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
Max : Don't even think about IIIIIITTT...
[Lester gives Max a giant bear hug]
Lester : See? Now you feel all good inside!
Max : [Slaps Lester which turns his false head backwards] BEAT IT, doofus!
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Goofy : I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
Max : A stick?
Goofy : No, silly. A fishing pole!
Max : Fishing? We're going fishing?
Goofy : Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
Max : I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
Goofy : Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
Max : But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
Goofy : Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
Max : Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
Goofy : Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
Max : That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
Goofy : Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me now!
Max : Great, Dad.
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Max : [writing] Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!
Goofy : [in his sleep] More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?
Max : [writing] Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...
[speaking]
Max : Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!
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Max : [watching P.J. dance] What a goob.
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[the first day of Goofy's road trip]
Goofy : [holding a video camera while driving] Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's...
[he aims the camera toward a brooding Max]
Goofy : Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max!
[Max pays no attention]
Goofy : Well, how about a wave?
Max : [putting his hand in front of the camera lens] Not now, Dad.
Goofy : [laughing] What a kidder.
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Goofy : Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this Powerline feller.
Max : How are we gonna do that?
Goofy : Now, you just leave that up to me.
Max : No, Dad, really. I think we should just forget it.
Goofy : Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
Max : Uh, d-d-d-dad?
Goofy : What's wrong now?
Max : Look!
[Max turns Goofy around; he sees that they are headed for a waterfall]
Goofy : Hyuk, a waterfall.
[alarmed]
Goofy : A waterfall?
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[Goofy and Max are trapped by Bigfoot in their car, and it is about Max's suppertime. They are waiting for his soup to warm up, and Goofy starts chuckling with his mouth closed]
Max : What's so funny?
Goofy : "Hi Dad" soup.
Max : Huh?
Goofy : Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi Dad" soup? Oh, come on. Sure you do. You used to spell things out using the letters. Like, uh, "Hi Dad", or "Maxie" ,or...
Max : "Ambidextrous"?
Goofy : Yeah, that's... Huh? Naaa, little words, like, uh...
Max : "Hasta la vista"?
Goofy : Like "bye-bye".
Max : Or "I pledge allegiance"-...
Goofy : A-hyuk, or "I love you."
[They suddenly get a shock of sadness, then turn to face at the windshield]
Max : [happy again] Is it, uh, is it soup yet?
Goofy : Oh, oh. I almost forgot.
[Punches holes in can with buck teeth]
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Max : But, Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
Goofy : That's never stopped me. I'm gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the Perfect Cast.
Max : The perfect what?
Goofy : The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age, and now I pass it on to you. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast.
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Max : Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline.
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Goofy : Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
Max : There they are. Help yourself.
Goofy : Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max : Sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
Goofy : What's the big rush?
Max : I'm running late.
Goofy : I can drive you to school on my way to work.
Max : Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise.
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P.J. : Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to see you here!
Max : Apparently not.
P.J. : You're just jealous, man, cos you ain't got the moves!
Max : You can keep the moves, but I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky.
P.J. : Me? Oh, come on, man! You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable!
Max : Who told you about that?
P.J. : Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!
Max : There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.
P.J. : Who?
Max : My dad.
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[having been distracted by Max's inability to decide which direction to go at a junction, Goofy gets mad. Max smiles nervously]
Max : How about a song, Dad?
[Goofy gets madder]
Max : A game? A game! Yeah, yeah, a game. Okay. Uh, man or woman?
[Goofy gets even madder]
Max : Man? Man! Okay. Uh, Walt Disney!
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Max : [brooding] Good-bye, hopes... Good-bye, dreams... Good-bye, Roxanne...
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Max : [lip syncing to Powerline] Some people settle for the typical things; spendin' all their lives swaying in the winds, it ain't a question of if, just a matter of time; before I move to the front of the line! I watch you watchin' every move that I make! You gotta believe that I got what it takes! To stand out! Above the crowd! Even if I've got to shout out loud! Till mine is the only face you see; I gotta stand out! Till you notice me!
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Goofy : Hey, Maxie, let's play a game. You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is! Uh, man or woman?
Max Goof : Man...
Goofy : Man?
[thinks for a moment]
Goofy : Hmm, that's a toughie... Walt Disney!
Max Goof : [uninterested] Right.
Goofy : Ooh, I'm good at this. Now, uh, I'll think of one! Hmm...
[Goofy's thought is interrupted by hard rock music blaring from the car stereo. Surprised, he looks at Max, who is busy playing air guitar, while listening to the music]
Goofy : [shouting over the music] Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh?
[reaches down to a line of 8-track cassettes on the center console and picks up a blue one]
Goofy : Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!
[puts the tape in the stereo's tape deck, starts it playing and sings along off-key. Max looks at Goofy in disbelief]
Goofy , Recorded music : [singing] High hopes, he's got high hopes, he's got high, apple pie in the sky, hopes...
[Annoyed, Max flips back over to the radio and continues his air guitar, interrupting Goofy's song. Unfazed, Goofy turns the tape back on and continues singing, angering Max even further]
Goofy , Recorded music : Oops, there goes another rubber tree...
[Max turns his music back on. The situation escalates into a dispute, and Goofy and Max switch music faster and faster, all the way exchanging dirty looks]
Recorded music : Oops, there goes ano-- oops, there goes-- oops-- oops--
[Finally Goofy and Max both jam their buttons at the same time by accident, causing the stereo to mangle the tape and blow up in a puff of smoke]
Max Goof : [angrily] Oh, g-great, Dad! Now we don't have any music.
[resumes glumly looking out the window]
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Roxanne : [Roxanne notices Max is depressed, Stacey shoves Roxanne over to Max and Roxanne whispers to Stacey] Stacey, no! I don't wanna...
Stacey : [whispering] Talk to him.
[Roxanne coughs, to which max doesn't respond so she coughs again, only louder, still no response. Roxanne looks to Stacey for advice]
Stacey : Tap him.
[Roxanne taps him and he startles awake, Roxanne has dropped her books and Max starts to help her pick it up]
Max : Gosh, I'm sorry.
[Max and Roxanne both go for the same piece of paper on the ground]
Roxanne : Um, I liked your dance.
Max : Yea- yeah? Uh, Yeah! It's from Powerline's new video!
Roxanne : I know! He's, he's totally a genius!
Max : Uh, yeah! He, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.!
Roxanne : Oh, yeah! Stacey is showing it at her party.
Max : Yeah!
Roxanne : Yeah!
Max : Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sorta kinda thinkin' that maybe I'd, uh, ask you to
[cough]
Max : go with me, that is, to the... party. Of course if you don't want to I'd completely understand!
Roxanne : Well, I was, sorta kinda thinking that... I'd love to!
Max : Yeah?
Roxanne : Yeah!
Max : Good!
Roxanne : Great!
Max : Terrific!
Roxanne : Wonderful!
Max : All right!
Roxanne : Okay!
Stacey : [Stacey grabs Roxanne and drags her away from Max] Come on, Roxanne. We don't want to belabor the moment, now, do we?
Roxanne : Well, I'd better be going.
Max : [coolly] I'll, uh, call you later!
Roxanne : Okay! Bye!
[she accidentally backs into the door]
Roxanne : Bye!
Stacey : See? That wasn't so bad! I told you men are easy to deal with!
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Max : [Max is about to perform in front of the whole school] I hope this works.
