It Takes Two (1995)

Mary-Kate Olsen: Amanda Lemmon, Alyssa Callaway

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Quotes 

• Diane Barrows : Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever.

  Amanda Lemmon : So adopt me, why don't you!

  Diane Barrows : They won't let me adopt you on my salary; besides, you deserve a mother *and* a father.

  Amanda Lemmon : So, get a husband.

  Diane Barrows : It's not like buying a car, you know.

  Amanda Lemmon : I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?

  Diane Barrows : Hey, a girl's got to have her standards.

• Amanda Lemmon : All this money and these people eat slugs?

• Amanda Lemmon : This orphan stuff is like growing up in the dog-pound. Everybody wants a puppy.

• Vincenzo : My god - you're *not* Alyssa!

  Amanda Lemmon : Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there!

  [shakes Vincenzo's hand] 

  Vincenzo : Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!

  Amanda Lemmon : Yeah, and it's weird, too!

• Clarice Kensington : If you embarrass me in front of me in front of all these people, I'll make sure you never play anything, ever, again. Have I made myself clear?

  Amanda Lemmon : [as Alyssa]  Clear as glass.

  [Drops her chewed escargot in Clarice's champagne glass] 

  Amanda Lemmon : In fact, I can see right through you.

• Frankie : Whoa! Check it out! Buckingham Palace!

  Amanda Lemmon : [in a know-it-all tone]  That's in London, brainless. It's the Callaway House.

  Kid 2 : Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted.

  Amanda Lemmon : It's not, either!

  Kid 3 : Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Callaway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers.

  Amanda Lemmon : Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.

• Alyssa Calloway : How was the party?

  Amanda Lemmon : Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone.

  Alyssa Calloway : You did it!

  Amanda Lemmon : The bad news is, she'll be back in a *week*.

  Alyssa Calloway : Oh, you didn't.

• Diane Barrows : Told ya; third time's a charm...

  Roger Callaway : Wait. All of this? This was *your* doing?

  [Amanda and Alyssa smile] 

  Roger Callaway : Oh, it *was*, was it?

  Roger Callaway : Well, girls, what do you have to say for yourselves?

  Alyssa Calloway , Amanda Lemmon : [together]  So kiss already!

• Amanda Lemmon : [as Alyssa]  I'm just so terribly relieved that you're not... pissed.

  Vincenzo : Pissed, miss?

• Diane Barrows : You're not a reject. It's just that, most people want to adopt...

  Amanda Lemmon : Babies. I know.