It Takes Two (1995)

Jane Sibbett: Clarice Kensington

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Quotes 

• Clarice Kensington : I have never been more humiliated in my life!

  [turns to walk off and huffs] 

  Alyssa Calloway : Wanna bet?

  [she steps on Clarice's wedding dress so that everyone can see her underpants] 

• Clarice Kensington : This - is all YOUR fault!

  [she raises her arm to hit Amanda, who poses as Alyssa, but Vincenzo furiously grabs her arm and stops her; Clarice turns to him] 

  Vincenzo : Lady, if you touch that child, I'll pop you one, so help me God!

• Clarice Kensington : If you embarrass me in front of me in front of all these people, I'll make sure you never play anything, ever, again. Have I made myself clear?

  Amanda Lemmon : [as Alyssa]  Clear as glass.

  [Drops her chewed escargot in Clarice's champagne glass] 

  Amanda Lemmon : In fact, I can see right through you.

• Clarice Kensington : "Rough" is a broken nail, darling, what I'm having is a *train wreck*!

• Clarice Kensington : Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo!

  Vincenzo : [to Amanda]  I sure hope you've got a plan.

• Mr. Kensington : [entering the bridal dressing room with a Prozac]  I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac.

  Clarice Kensington : [snatching the Prozac, impatiently]  What is taking so long?

  [gulps the Prozac down] 

  Mr. Kensington : [soothingly]  Relax, Clary. Enjoy the moment. This is the happiest day of your life.

  Clarice Kensington : [quietly at first, then temperamentally]  I'm happy. Don't I look happy? This is me happy! See!

  [chuckles, then chants] 

  Clarice Kensington : Happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-happy-happy!

  [bellows] 

  Clarice Kensington : Let's get this show on the road!

• Mr. Kensington : [as he as Clarice take their first few steps down the aisle]  Who would have thought my first little girl would be the last to get married?

  Clarice Kensington : [chuckles, then exasperated]  Aw, Daddy... shut up!

  [short huff] 

  Clarice Kensington : Enough of this.