- Derek: [explaining why he is breaking up with her] Look, it's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life.
- Gwyn Marcus: Why do you assume that it's you? May be I have a fear of commitment, you know? May be I have the Peter Pan syndrome?
- Derek: You can't be a Peter Pan. Only men are Peter Pans.
- Gwyn Marcus: Well, actually, most of the great Peter Pans in history were played by women.
- Derek: What is that supposed to mean? You're seeing someone else too?
- [last lines]
- Gwyn Marcus: I guess I look at marriage sort of the same way I look at Miami, you know, it's hot and it's stormy, and it's, you know, it's occasionally a little dangerous... but, you know, if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?
- Nina Marcus: [as she and vic retire to bed, facing passionlessly away from each other, referring to her newly wed daughter and her husband] Right now they are probably humping like rabbits...
- Vic Marcus: I sincerely hope SOMEONE'S humping...
- Nina Marcus: [doing some damage control after confirming to Gwyn that she indeed is having an affair as Vic suspects] Listen, don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
- Gwyn: Really?
- Nina Marcus: I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
- Gwyn: You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?
- Gynecologist: Are you sexually active?
- Gwyn Marcus: Oh no!... I mean, of course I am, but, you know, just not... not currently. I'd say that... I'd say, I'm experiencing a dry spell
- Gynecologist: So you're married?
- Nina Marcus: You know all that stuff she lived through. I used to ask her how she keep her sense of humor, how she always had hope. She'd just smile and say, "Think of the alternative."