Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1995)
Kerrigan Mahan: Goldar
Quotes
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Ivan Ooze : Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.
Mordant : Would you like me to make a few calls?
Ivan Ooze : No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.
Goldar : Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
Mordant : [burps]
Ivan Ooze : Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.
Ivan Ooze : [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.
Mordant : How could I forget? I never knew.
Ivan Ooze : First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.
Goldar : Uh, how you going to do that?
Ivan Ooze : By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.
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Ivan Ooze : [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!
[shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]
Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!
Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!
Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!
Goldar : Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.
Mordant : You said it. They stink.
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Ivan Ooze : [enters the Zedd's Palace] Hi, honey! I'm home!
Rita Repulsa : You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!
[Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]
Lord Zedd : Finally someone shut her up!
Ivan Ooze : Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader and I pick... me!
[cackling]
Lord Zedd : Who does this clown think he's dealing with?
Ivan Ooze : The bogeyman is taking over.
[sits on Zedd's throne]
Lord Zedd : No one double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!
[zaps Ivan with his Z staff]
Ivan Ooze : Oh, stop it! It tickles!
[cackles]
Ivan Ooze : My turn.
[He transforms & shrinks Zedd and Rita both into a snow globe, cackling]
Rita Repulsa : [in a munchkin voice] Way to go, bonehead!
Lord Zedd : It's fitting so you can't trust anyone in this galaxy.
Ivan Ooze : Oh, I love snow globes!
[shakes the snow globe]
Rita Repulsa : Earthquake, earthquake!
Ivan Ooze : Now, you have a choice: You either serve me or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks.
Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!
Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!
Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!
Goldar : Uh, we never like those dingle-dorks in the first place.
Mordant : You said it, they stink.
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Goldar : So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?
Ivan Ooze : Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.
[snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]
Mordant : Good distance.
Goldar : Yeah.
[the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]
Ivan Ooze : Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!
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Rita Repulsa : What do I care about some stupid egg?
Lord Zedd : This is no ordinary egg.
Rita Repulsa : Well, I say let's hard-boil the thing.
Mordant : I'm with her. I'm hungry.
Goldar : That's 'cause you're a pig.
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[Fred finds out that his father is at the construction site]
Fred Kelman : Dad. Hey dad. Dad, what's wrong with you?
[Mr. Kelman ignores Fred]
Fred Kelman : It's me, Fred.
[Mr. Kelman continues to ignore Fred]
Fred Kelman : Dad, we gotta get outta here!
Goldar : [to Fred] Hey you!
[a terrified Fred turns around and notices Goldar]
Goldar : Get back to work!
Fred Kelman : Yeah! Pick up those rocks! Tote that barge! Lift that bale!
Goldar : Put your weak backs into it!
Mordant : Yeah, I had a weak back. About a week back!
