Lexx (1996–2002)
Jeffrey Hirschfield: 790, Black Rook #1, Black Rook #2, Dick Dongler, P.T. Bando, Voice of 790
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Quotes
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Zev Bellringer : What kind of robot are you?
790 : I am a robot that wants to live in your underpants.
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790 : [watching Xev sleep] On a branch there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a bed there is a body, hot and ripe for...
[interrupted by a broadcast]
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790 : [singing] If I only had a body, I'd get to be Xev's hunky man. If I only had a body, I'd get to pummel Stan!
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791 : You're not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle... in my pizzle!
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790 : 29 hours of necrophilia-filled fun!
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790 : [performing a medical analysis of Stanley] There does not appear to be anything wrong with him, aside from being utterly repulsive in every way.
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790 : I am equipped with Love.
Stanley Tweedle : I am equipped with a Love Muscle.
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Stanley Tweedle : [On Lyekka] She's quite a woman.
Kai : Quite a plant.
790 : Compared to Xevariffic, she's a two. A two at best!
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790 : Tweedle, you give carbon molecules a bad name!
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790 : [singing] If I only had an arm, I'd be more than just a head. If I only had an arm, I would strangle Tweedle dead!
