Beautiful Thing (1996)

Glen Berry: Jamie Gangel

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Quotes 

• Jamie : You know who Claude Monet is?

  Sandra : Jamie, don't make me out to be thick.

  Jamie : Who was he then?

  Sandra : He painted the Sixteenth Chapel.

• Sandra : You're pissed! From a bloody gay bar!

  Jamie : How do you know it's a gay bar?

  Sandra : Cos it's got a bloody great pink neon arse outside of it!

• Sandra : It's not natural, is it?

  Jamie : What ain't?

  Sandra : A girl her age being into Mama Cass.

  Leah : She's got a really beautiful voice.

  Sandra : And what's wrong with Madonna?

  Leah : She's a slag.

  Sandra : Hypocrite.

• Sandra : What happened? School burned down, did it?

  Jamie : Yeah.

  Sandra : What was it this time? IRA bomb?

  Jamie : Fundamentalist Muslim pyromaniacs.

  Sandra : Oh, funny, that. Looked all right when I walked past it.

• Sandra : Where are you going?

  Jamie : Out with my mates.

  Sandra : Jamie... you ain't got any mates.

• Jamie : Scared of being called "queer"?

  Ste : Are you?

  Jamie : Maybe... maybe not.

  Ste : And are ya?

  Jamie : Queer?

  Ste : Gay.

  Jamie : Very happy. I'm happy when I'm with you...

• Ste : You always wear glasses when you read?

  Jamie : Supposed to.

  Ste : But you don't at school.

  Jamie : It's hardly fetching, is it?

  Ste : Nah, looks all right.

  Jamie : Really?

  Ste : I'm tellin' ya.

  Jamie : Cheers.

• Jamie : Where'd you meet my mum?

  Tony : Planet Earth!

  Jamie : Yeah, but where?

  Tony : A place is just somewhere where shit happens.

  Jamie : Yeah, but where?

  Tony : Gateways.

• Jamie : [hearing phone ring]  That'll be the phone.

  Sandra : Well it wouldn't be the bloody Hoover bag, would it?

• Sandra : Jamie, who played the Baroness in the Sound of Music?

  Jamie : Eleanor Parker!

• Jamie : You're not ugly.

  Ste : They've made me ugly.

• Sandra : [Talking about Ste after he rushes off, obviously upset]  What's his problem?

  Jamie : He's in love, that's all.

• Ste : Do you wanna come to the boxing?

  Jamie : Shut up!