Demi Moore: Dallas
Quotes
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[Dallas Grimmes mistakes Beavis and Butt-head for hit men who are hunting her]
Dallas Grimmes : 10 grand?
[scoffs]
Dallas Grimmes : Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him.
Butt-head : You want us to do a guy? No way.
Beavis : I don't know, Butt-Head. That is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick.
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Dallas Grimmes : [Grabs Beavis and Butthead and holds a gun on them] Alright who are you? CIA? FBI? ATF?
Beavis : Hey Butthead it's her!
Butt-head : Whoa! Uh, huh huh hey baby are we like, going to do it? Uh,huh,huh huh,
Dallas Grimmes : [cocks the gun] You got two seconds!
Butt-head : Uh, is that going to be enough time?
Dallas Grimmes : [grabs him and pulls him up to her] Who sent you?
Butt-head : Uh, this drunk dude, he said he was going to pay us to do you
Beavis : Yeah, yeah, heh, heh, yeah!
[laughs]
Dallas Grimmes : Muddy, son of a bitch!
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Butt-head : [Dallas enters the room] So uh, you want to, you know... uh, huh, huh, huh
Beavis : [excitedly] Do it! We're finally going to score!
Dallas Grimmes : Do it? You guys want to score?
[laughs]
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Dallas Grimmes : [getting Beavis and Butthead's attention as they fight over her] Ahem, don't wear yourselves out boys
[unbuttons her shirt exposing her cleavage]
Dallas Grimmes : save some energy for me
Butt-head : This is it Beavis, we're finally going to score!
Beavis : Thank God!
Dallas Grimmes : [walking towards them] Oh yeah we're going to do it alright. Boys?
[the duo stare at her cleavage and laugh excitedly]
Dallas Grimmes : Boys? Boys!
[they stop laughing]
Dallas Grimmes : First you have to do a little job for me
[seductively touches Butthead's face]
Dallas Grimmes : Would you like to do a little job for me? Here's what it is, I want you to take the bus to Washington, D.C., that's all, and when you get there I'll be waiting, you're going to make a whole lot of money, and I'm going to give you everything
[they laugh excitedly]
Dallas Grimmes : until then keep your pants on.
[tosses Beavis' pants on his shoulder which she had sewn a chip containing a virus into]
