Quotes
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Bill Clinton : In recognition of your great service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Butt-head : Whoa. Alcohol and tobacco?
Beavis : Yeah. And firearms! Yeah.
Bill Clinton : Cool, huh?
Butt-head : Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Beavis : Yeah, yeah. We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes. And maybe some chicks, too.
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President Clinton : Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Butt-head : Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."
Beavis : Oh, yeah.