Black Sheep (1996)

David Spade: Steve Dodds

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Quotes 

• [Mike is pretending to be a cop, Steve is pretending to be a prisoner] 

  Steve : Ro-ads. Ro-ods.

  Mike : Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!

  [turns to state trooper] 

  Mike : Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!

• [a bat flies out at them] 

  Steve : What the heck is that?

  Mike : Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!

• Mike : Man! This place is trashed!

  Steve : Check this out! This whole fridge is held up here just by this plug!

  [unplugs the fridge, letting it slide toward Mike, pinning him against the wall] 

  Steve : You OK?

  Mike : I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

  Steve : We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.

• Steve : This is great I never win at checkers.

  Mike : Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!

• Drake : I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.

  Steve : You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.

• [Steve comes back sprayed with a fire extinguisher] 

  Mike : Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?

  Steve : Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find *white* mud.

• Mike : [after a terrifying experience of the refrigerator almost crushing him]  I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.

  Steve : We didn't have any pudding in there buddy.

• Steve : [Steve is going to flip off the old lady, and starts out by acting like he's digging around in his pocket looking for it]  Hang on, I got a little present for ya.

  Old lady : [Looks at his hand]  What'cha doing? Playing Pocket Pool?

  Old lady : Got a little *chubby* going on there!

  Old lady : Dream on, you little fart.

• [the roof has blown off the house and it begins to hail all over Mike who is in the top bunk] 

  Steve : Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha.

  Mike : Shut up!

  Steve : Ha ha ha ha ha.

  Mike : Why don't you shut up?

  Steve : Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha.

  Mike : SHUT UP!

• Mike : What the hell was that?

  Steve : A chunk in the road or something.

  Mike : I just chunked in my pants.

• Steve : Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

• Steve : [on Drake Sabitch]  This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one.

• Steve : [completely wasted on the nitrous oxide]  ... But, this map is heavy... It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues?

  Mike : [also stoned; giggling]  Roads!

  Steve , Mike : Aahahahaha!

  Mike : [suddenly stops laughing]  I'm stoned... so are you!

  [looks in the backseat] 

  Mike : Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit...

  [starts giggling again] 

  Mike : Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!

• [last lines] 

  Al Donnelly : [as Mike sees his brother and Steve off in their plane]  So long, little brother.

  Mike Donnelly : Okay, see you, Al. So this is it, huh, Steve?

  Steve Dodds : I guess I'm gonna miss you. I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but... What were you thinking?

  Mike Donnelly : I don't know. All right, you guys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

  [as they board, Mike closes the door and waves goodbye, but his coat is caught in the door, and the planes starts to drag him] 

  Mike Donnelly : Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! Al! Al! No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

  [the planes takes off, and Mike flies along for the ride]