The Cable Guy (1996)

Jack Black: Rick

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• Rick : Look, Chip Douglas, I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out!

  Chip Douglas : Well, don't dig too deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!

• Steven Kovacs : Don't be mad. Can't you get somebody else?

  Rick : Sure. Maybe I'll take MY cable guy.

• Steven Kovacs : [Answers the phone]  Hello?

  Rick : Bingo! "My Three Sons"!

  Steven Kovacs : Chip and Ernie Douglas.

  Rick : I have a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years. Check out some of these names: Murray Slaughter, George Jetson, Jean Luc Picard, there's even a guy who liked to be called "The Big Ragu".

  Steven Kovacs : Carmine from "Laverne & Shirley".

  Rick : That's so sad that you know that. Anyway, the cable company has just fired somebody six months ago named Darrin Stephens. You may remember his boss, Larry Tate, from a little show called "Bewitched".

  Steven Kovacs : So... He doesn't even work for the cable company.

  Rick : Yahtzee! They booted his ass for stalking customers. This guy is deeply troubled. If I were you, I'd lock up *tight*.