Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
Dian Bachar: George Noon
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Quotes
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George Noon : [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals] Oh, stop!
James Humphrey : That's sick!
Frenchy Cabazon : I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!
Preston Nutter : No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E-flat minor.
Frenchy Cabazon : The song's in F-sharp major!
Shannon Bell : I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.
Frenchy Cabazon : No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!
George Noon : No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
O.D. Loutzenheiser : But isn't A-sharp in C major?
Shannon Bell : Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?
Frenchy Cabazon : A-sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!
James Humphrey : No, it isn't!
Israel Swan : Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.
Frenchy Cabazon : Oh well, you guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
James Humphrey : Oh, see, you know we're right!
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The Cyclops : Are you lookin' at my eye?
Miners : [all scream]
The Cyclops : Are you lookin' at my *eye*?
Miners : [various] No. No. No. Not at all.
The Cyclops : A union army soldier did this to me in the big one. Any of you boys fight for the union army?
Frank Miller : Shucks no!
Shannon Bell : Chucky dang darn!
The Cyclops : So, you the boys been killin' all my sheepies with those traps?
George Noon : Naw! We just now gots here.
The Cyclops : Where are you from?
James Humphrey : Nashville.
The Cyclops : Well, damn! It's good to see some Southern boys! It's been a long time!
[sings]
The Cyclops : Oh, I wish I were in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, look away! Look away! Look Awaaaay...
[waits for other to finish]
James Humphrey : ...You stupid yank!
The Cyclops : You ain't southern boys!
Miners : [all scream again and run]
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[after spotting a sheep, George Noon starts unzipping his pants]
Alferd Packer : No, to eat.
George Noon : I know, I gotta take a piss!
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Indian #2 : Nanda? Sugu kotchi koi! Haiyaku! Haiyaku!
[What the heck? Come here immediately! Quickly! Quickly!]
Indian #1 : Kuso, bakayarou! Kono eiga ga daikirai zo.
[Shit, you moron! I hate this movie]
James Humphrey : Uh, you guys, I think they want us to follow them.
Indian #1 : Ike. Kono eiga ga suggoi baka na eiga da na!
[Go. This is a really stupid movie!]
Alferd Packer : What should we do?
George Noon : Maybe they just want Humphrey.
Indian #1 : Kotchi koi!
[Come here!]
Shannon Bell : I guess we don't have much choice.
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Israel Swan : If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep.
George Noon : How big of mountain sheep?
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[after Swan has been shot]
George Noon : He's dead!
James Humphrey : Well no kidding he's dead. His brains are lying in the snow.
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[Noon is trying to flirt with an Indian girl]
George Noon : I may look tough and mean-spirited but I'm really a sensitive artist.
Indian Girl : That's very interesting.
George Noon : I paint, and I sculpt with my hands.
Indian Girl : That's very interesting too.
George Noon : You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?
Indian Girl : That's very interesting.
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James Humphrey : Oh, gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
George Noon : Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Frank Miller : *What*?
George Noon : I'm just imagining old Mr. Miller here as a nice tall blonde.
Frank Miller : Oh, goddamn it! I want another partner!
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James Humphrey : You guys! I just thought of something too.
Alferd Packer : What?
James Humphrey : Okay, now, you remember when Swan was building that snowman? Well, how the hell did he make that tapping sound with his feet?
George Noon : You just now thought of that?
James Humphrey : Well, it's pretty fucking weird, isn't it?
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George Noon : I know there's more to life then women. I just can't figure out what else there is. I don't need it every night, every morning'd be just fine. A little sex, that's all I'm asking for.
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George Noon : How deep do you think it is?
Alferd Packer : [throws rock in and everybody stares at the splash site for a few seconds]
Frank Miller : Well, what the hell was that supposed to prove?
Alferd Packer : Well, s-s... what... I don't know.
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Shannon Bell : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
George Noon : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Israel Swan : Howdy-do!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Frank Miller : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
James Humphrey : Howdy!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
Alferd Packer : Howdy-do!
General Store Clerk : Howdy!
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James Humphrey : Oh gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
George Noon : Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.
Frank Miller : What?
George Noon : I'm just imagining old Mr. Miller here as a nice tall blonde.
Frank Miller : Aww, goddammit! I want a different partner!
