Saint Clara (1996)

Halil Elohev: Eddie Tikel

Quotes 

• Headmaster Tissona : I want to tell you about a dream I had. I'm in a bobsled, sliding down the snow at amazing speed. And who do you think is sitting with me? Edith Piaf. She's with me. Edith Piaf!

  Eddie Tikel : Who is she, sir?

  Headmaster Tissona : She's not relevant to the story. Ask your father. And while sliding, she's singing, "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien." And I hold her and feel her holiness flow into my heart. People on the sidelines hand us cups of tea, like in a marathon. But we can't stop the sled. I can't find the brakes. See how this connects to you?

• Rosy : Why's this place called the Monroe Seismographic Institute?

  Eddie Tikel : Marilyn Monroe. Don't you know? She was Richter's whore. The guy who measured earthquakes.

  Libby : When there's an earthquake, the scientists are really happy. The seismograph draws Marilyn Monroe naked, and they determine the size of the wake by the size of her tits.

  Rosy : That Richter was a real pervert.