- Bill Nye: We have to go back!
- Ellen DeGeneres: Backstage?
- Bill Nye: No, no, no. Way back, like many million years ago!
- Ellen DeGeneres: Okay, but can we stop at a mini mart for some snacks? I have a tendency to get hungry after a couple million years.
- Bill Nye: No can do! Time's a-wasting!
- Ellen DeGeneres: [talking to the audience] I like your hair...No, not you...I mean, that's okay, but that looks cute.
- Ellen DeGeneres: Oww! Bill? Is that you?
- [a dinosaur growls]
- Ellen DeGeneres: That's your stomach growling, isn't it? I told you we should have stopped snacks.
- [the dinosaur roars]
- Ellen DeGeneres: You're not Bill, are you? I mean, your name could be Bill, but you're not the Bill I'm looking for.
- Bill Nye: Ellen, what do you know about gas?
- Ellen DeGeneres: [burps] Well, if you're stomach's bothering ya, I can get you some club soda.
- Ellen DeGeneres: That's what's going on. Got it? Good. If you don't, then that's your problem, because you're late! And you think about that next time!
- Bill Nye: Better put on these ear protectors, cos this is the Big Bang!
- Ellen DeGeneres: The piggy bank?
- Bill Nye: No! The Big Bang!
- Ellen DeGeneres: Look, Bill, I did ask for your help, but I was kind of hoping you'd like show me a slide show.
- Bill Nye: A slide show? Well, that would be easier, but this is more fun!
- Bill Nye: One of our ancestors is about to make an important discovery. A discovery that will spark the nations!
- Ellen DeGeneres: Let's hope it's deodorant.
- Ellen DeGeneres: Oh, wait, wait, I know this one! Black gold. Texas tea. Swimming pools. Movie stars. What is the Beverly Hillbillies! Uh, I mean... What is Oil.
- Bill Nye: Without energy, nothing would happen!
- Ellen DeGeneres: Then we'd really be in jeopardy, wouldn't we?
- Alex Trebek: Sorry, Ellen. We were looking for something more than just an embellishment of what I just said.